9 September 2026

What we found today

Things the sampled battles say that a ranked table does not. Every one is the largest gap of its kind in the data that day — not an opinion, and not a list sorted by the obvious column.

Jessie

The secret pick

Almost nobody picks Jessie. It is winning anyway.

53.9% adjusted win rate on just 0.3% of picks — one of the strongest records on the roster, from a brawler most drafts never consider.

From 530 sampled battles.

See the full record

53.9%

adjusted win rate

Griff

The meta trap

Griff is everywhere, and losing.

Picked in 4.1% of sampled battles and returning 46.3% adjusted — below the average of the very players picking it.

From 7,422 sampled battles.

See why it underperforms

4.1%

of all picks

Pierce
Shelly

The giant killer

Pierce owns Shelly.

82.8% against Shelly specifically, +24.2 pts above Pierce's own record. The most lopsided matchup in the sample.

From 344 sampled battles.

See every matchup

+24.2 pts

vs its usual form

Nani
Bo

The secret duo

Nani and Bo belong together.

Teamed up, Nani wins 81.6% — +18.8 pts better than it does otherwise. Neither is picked for the other.

From 425 sampled battles.

See who else pairs well

+18.8 pts

when paired

Nori

The map surprise

Nori is a different brawler on Kaboom Canyon.

61.2% here against 47.8% across every other map — the widest gap between a brawler and one piece of terrain.

From 454 sampled battles.

See the map

+13.5 pts

on Kaboom Canyon

Chuck

The overnight rise

Chuck moved more than anything else since yesterday.

Meta score 2.7 to 3.3 in a single day, on enough battles for the move to be real rather than noise.

From 1,453 sampled battles.

See what changed

+0.6

meta score, 1 day

How these are chosen. Each card is the argmax of a stated quantity over a stated population — the highest win rate among brawlers under 1% usage, the widest gap between a brawler and one map, and so on. The same data always produces the same set, so nothing here is written by a model or picked by hand. Win rates are adjusted against the sample average, so a week where the sampled players are stronger does not make every brawler look buffed.

Every day is kept at its own address — browse the archive or subscribe by RSS. These findings cannot be recomputed later, so the archive starts from the day it was built rather than reaching backwards.